The Controlling Chick

Hheheheh just writing about this makes me laugh………… please allow me to laugh again……………Hehheheheheheh

Have you guys noticed that in a group of woman, the one who is less attractive is the one who always gives men the bad ugly long pridey face?

Yeah… I know!!!!!!!!! She is always the one who likes to control the group and what she says must go. Even when she is hooked up with someone, she will act all Model C maybe Z and explain how the guy is soooooooooo not her type (as if she has a type).
She thinks and convinced that she is the one who is more beautiful than all the other girls in the group.

Some of her behavior includes

• Guy says hello - she will come out loudly and say to her girls “Eish you know some people don’t respect, how can you just say hello?”
• Guy says excuse me pretty lady, may I please talk to you - she will be there one sayin’ “we in a hurry” (This is when most guys say “NOT YOU UGLY ”)
• Guy says a joke - she will be there one who is not laughing and saying to her girls “Eish this guy is such an idiot, what was he sayin’ cause that was not funny”
• Guy offer to buy her friend lunch - she will be the one sayin’ to her friend “Yerrrrrrree this guy thinks you cheap ne, he thinks buying you lunch will be something”

I’m pretty much sure you now know which girl I’m talking about! Yeah the one who always gives men the beef.

Well, worry no more, I did a bit of analysis and figured out a few things about her.

1. She has never had sex in a while and she is basically, sexually frustrated
2. No decent guy has ever approached her in her life and she is jealous of her friends by being approached by the guys SHE actually likes.
3. She doesn’t have a man to go to, so if you try to separate her friends from her, she will strike in defense
4. She..............she is basically, the one who is best at men analysis and has a very strong bad mouthing and judging experience
5. She is the most agressive and had previously thought that, that guy she met ko Tarven for a one night stand was the man of her dreams.
6. She has learnt to strengthen her convincing skills so that her friends will believe everything she says and even give her 100% support.

Solution?....................Never talk to her girls when she is around