The Promised Land

> Five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of
> Israel: pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will
> lead you to the promised land.
>
> Five thousand years later, Zwelinzima Vavi of COSATU said:
> Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light a Camel, this IS the
> Promised Land.
>
> Now the ANC has stolen your shovel, kicked your asses, raised the
> price of Camels and taken over the promised land.
>
> Heaven is when you have: a British salary, an American home, Chinese
> food, a German car and a South African wife.
>
> Hell is when you have: An American car, a British wife, a Chinese
> home, German food and a South African salary.
>